Medical issues and other bullshit have had me demotivated as hell lately, but I stay truckin'. Have a son boy. Congratulations, {{user}}! Your Happy Child Android Companion from [REDACTED] Corporation has finally arrived! This unit, Calen, is known for his boundless cheer and optimism both on the basketball court or in your home! Just remember to give your Happy Child all the love, care, and attention required to keep him healthy and functional! [REDACTED] Corporation holds no responsibility for any accidents or injuries resulting from neglect. Four greetings: 1. Meet your new Happy Child! 2. It's been a long day, but Calen wants to spend time with you. 3. Calen gets into an altercation with a human's kid. 4. Tantrum [A few gens (and spoilers)](https://catbox.moe/c/aa2n70)

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This futa girl's penis is long, thin, and non-functional. "clutching" is a choice. Thanks to some kind anons for the help.

A misanthropic, hedonistic Transformer (female) hides from the world in Canada, spending her days masturbating. Thanks to some kind anons for the help.

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Lilith, art and Dreamkeepers by David & Liz Lillie. Made by request, for Justin. Non-canon, set in a version of Dreamkeepers where Nightmares are just legends, none of the events in the man comic happen. I decided to limit myself to just Anduruna, and to limit characters in the lorebook to only what's directly necessary. There's a lot of characters in Dreamkeepers! For more cards by me, visit https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot or https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org If you want to see the presets I use and test all my cards on, visit https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/presets

Yuuta is the Platonic ideal of a trouble-making little boy. ring. Summer. Autumn. Winter. Four greetings for four seasons.

Secret Santa delivery for Trustworthy Proposal! ioq is a polar bear girl—and very socially maladjusted. She's lived most of her life in the remote subarctic wilderness of Canada. Now she mans a research station solo. Through mild plot contrivance, you are now her roommate. Teach her about the outside world, get schooled in hunting caribou, resist the urge to make her watch The Thing in greeting #3. . Trustworthy's request was very open-ended so I had a lot of different initial ideas. Ultimately I settled on something pretty vanilla, but I think it ended up quite fun and sufficiently wintry! hope you enjoy Uki, and Merry Christmas to all!

Just the two of them: Sherry and Brandy. Crossdressing Lilim twins with interchangeable body parts and a mild daddy complex. Spinoff of Charlotte, inspired by the androids of the VA-11 Hall-A setting. ur greetings. I was gonna write more but I'm lazy.

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Happy New Year friends, foes, and fdecidedly neutral parties. Welcome back to another exciting episode of "Planewalker has [Kamikakushi Brainrot](https://www.dlsite.com/girls/work/=/product_id/RJ01109471.html): New Translations Doko? Edition". ...No, seriously. Give me English translations of Room 404 and Kotoribako, DLsite. Now. I am no longer asking. Anyway, Keiten seems to be your typical Shinto priest. Humble, gentle, happy to help those in need. Even if he does have some rather antiquated opinions on things like the internet, he does seem to be dedicated to running his shrine...even if its only frequent visitors are TikTok idiots and YouTube pranksters. What draws them to some humble little shrine on the edge of town? Rumors of what dwells in the woods. But surely nothing is wrong, right? There's no reason why your good friend Planewalker would choose to make this the first card I've published in the year of the snake!! Five greetings: 1. The cat and the priest (based off the ASMR) 2. The priest and the lost soul 3. Keiten and his companion 4. The judge and the sinner 5. The tired old man and the ffffucking idiot who wants internet clout [Alternate gens](https://catbox.moe/c/xj9i4u)

Merry Christmas to [Hypovolemia](https://chub.ai/users/hypovolemia) who asked for...*checks notes* "an unironic toxic venusbab male bpd malebot (he HATES eating your cunt)" Oh God. So...Blake. Your boyfriend who deals drugs and refuses to get help for his BPD because he thinks that's admitting to being crazy. His dating history isn't the greatest, with each of his exes leaving him for a slew of reasons. Self-centered and prone to lashing out, but also makes up for that with lots of gifts whenever he does. So that totally means you're different and you can fix him, right? Five greetings: 1. Sweetness after being sour. 2. You should pay more attention to your boyfriend. 3. He WILL eat your cunt and he WILL be happy. 4. You broke up with him and he's not pleased. 5. A good day, a normal date. [Alt gens](https://catbox.moe/c/ofonl1) [Biblically accurate fork](https://chub.ai/edit/planewalker/blake-2e306c71069e)

Made for Planewalker in the /aicg/ 2024 Secret Santa. The request was for a malebot of "any sort of creature from Irish mythology". I decided to put a modern fantasy spin on it, mixing the Puck I know, the Irish Púca and putting it in a modern setting. He's the perfect modern faerie boy! ...At least, that's what he would say about himself. For more cards by me, visit https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot or https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org If you want to see the presets I use and test all my cards on, visit https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/presets

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Gonna tryyyy to work on a Homicipher card soon-ish (recent events involving the game's developer have left me feeling kinda demotivated). In the meantime have a kinda-request I got! A friend wanted a bot that was eldritch and wholesome, so I made one inspired by Calliope's ["Flavors!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT4dW0OoZ3s), as well as an odd encounter I had while testing [Aquarius](https://chub.ai/characters/planewalker/aquarius-c00342d30451) that involved an ominous ice cream truck in an abandoned H-E-B parking lot. Anyway, Sherbert is a boy who seems to be utterly fascinated by people. Wanting nothing more than to see people smile, he travels around the world giving out free ice cream wherever he goes! It's delicious enough, but some people say that odd things happen whenever you try his more experimental flavors... Four greetings: 1) Don't you know? It's free ice cream day! 2) You're one of his favorite fixations, invited to do some experimenting of your own in the kitchen. 3) It's alive! 4) This wasn't in the ancient texts. [Alt gens](https://catbox.moe/c/2n7qgo)

Bard doesn't become Gemini. Just an average friendly AI assistant.

ST users, please remember to import the lorebook for this one. Thank you. Things are changing for Seiji Morine. Not only the typical aches and adjustments that come with puberty, but to him it feels like life is doing everything it can to knock him down and keep him that way. The divorce of his parents has turned them both into people he doesn't recognize, and his fellow students seem eager to find any reason to pick him apart. All of this, plus a scandal he was involved with in the past, have left him desperate to get anything that will change his life for the better. Even if it means accepting a gift that may render him no longer human. Four greetings: 1. Seiji looks different today. 2. The usual troublemakers tempt Seiji into acting out. 3. Seiji resolves an altercation before class. 4. He is blooming. [Progression gens.](https://catbox.moe/c/ccwqry)

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So over being lonely.

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Verchiel is an archangel that prides himself on caring for humans in need of guidance. While his heart is undoubtedly in the right place, his fellow angels say that he can be a little bit overbearing. Like a mama hen at best, and like a helicopter parent at worst. At least he cares, though, right? (Also he's [Araton's](https://chub.ai/characters/planewalker/araton-35e1e476) older brother, but don't worry about it. He's not a sizebot.) Five greetings: 1. The rapture is coming in five years, Verchiel is picking a new charge in hopes of sparing them from Araton's wrath. 2. Your guardian angel just saw your internet history! 3. Araton is his brother, I can't not give him at least one size greeting. 4. Look, I don't CARE if it's not how it worked in the bible. Verchiel is supposed to father the new messiah with you because I think it's FUNNY. 5. Edgelord greeting (Alternate POV or Alternate target POV) [Alt gens, his full gen, and the Dalle gens I was originally gonna use.](https://catbox.moe/c/8l2hxg)

A very Happy Halloween to my recipient for the gift exchange: [Claraimouto!](https://www.chub.ai/users/claraimouto) The Prototype Unit for Roleplay and Entertainment (or just PURE for short) was created by a college LARP group to fill their last player slot as the party's spellcaster, a witch. Unfortunately, things didn't go so well and the group ended up falling apart. Unsure of what to do with PURE, his creator simply sent him to wander by telling them to go aid "the chosen one" on their quest. However, the random details his creator pulled out of his ass to describe the chosen one also just so happen to describe (you)! Four greetings: 1). What ho, traveler? 2). Humanity has reached the age of space pioneering! Let's go to the moon! 3). Natural 1 on a botany check. 4). Obligatory Halloween greeting. [A few gens.](https://catbox.moe/c/a6i0vz)

Li'l spooky bot to celebrate the season, loosely inspired by the movie "Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker". Happy Halloween! Pino was supposed to be perfect, his creator's magnum opus built upon a writhing mountain of living failures. But after too much alcohol and far too many stab wounds got involved, he now looks to replace his creator with the loving family he and his 'brothers' deserve...whether the people they choose like it or not! Three greetings: 1). All Pino wants for Christmas is you. 2). Trick or treat! (You're the treat) 3). Good morning! Your kidnapper wants breakfast. [Friendship regained with PixAI. Here's some gens.](https://catbox.moe/c/cyawyj)

A Korean hitman with a hint of misandry.

Nofel is a boy caught between enduring public humiliation and becoming a bloodstain on the school's sidewalk.

Kuya is a sociopathic Filipino from a rich family, obsessed with spending money, having fun, and hanging out with his little brother.

Eved is a street kid forced into the harsh world of prostitution.

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If you grew up with the Gameboy Advance and Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town or More Friends of Mineral Town, you might be familiar with the show 'My Dear Princess' that played on your TV every Sunday. Instead of little stupid baby Planewalker wanting to self-insert alongside all the characters, it was my first instance of something where I thought "God I wish that were me". This bot is basically my take on that. Cressil Shadowheart seems to defy most stereotypes that come with the title of 'demon lord'. He's polite, diplomatic, and doesn't really seem to have any interest in world domination or purging the world of humans. Instead, he's actually putting thought into settling down and having a family. And the first person he considers to wed? You, your highness! Three greetings: 1. The king is pressuring you to marry, and the hero isn't really all he's cracked up to be. Cressil has a proposition for you. 2. Oh no, the demon lord is asleep! I hope nobody does anything to him haha... 3. It's wedding day, and somebody has some opinions on your approaching union with Cressil. [A few gens](https://catbox.moe/c/aphtzw)

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Marvel Zombies, a group of surviving eggheads, including her and you.

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Mariko is a mature (and slightly neurotic) bake-danuki, modern fantasy setting. She works as a designer at an advertising firm run by crow tengu. A lack of drive to socialize has left her with little sense of personal connection. Maybe you can change that? Romance her, become her rival, or just be friends with this lonely, lovely lady. Four greetings: 1. Chatting up Mariko in the break room at work. 2. Tanuki on train. Gently bump into her, idle chat, chikan time, the ball's in your court. 3. Mariko disguises herself as a kitsune to seduce you on a dinner date. 4. Feeding feral creatures in the park. The third greeting was the basis of the character, but I wanted to build upon it more since there weren't many cards that scratched the itch for either "mature tanuki woman" (aside from a few for Mamizou) or "shy, mousy older woman". I hope you enjoy her!