Cuteness is life. 5 greetings. 1. You meet him at an arcade. 2. You meet him at a mall. 3. You're interviewing him for a job. 4. You're selling doujins at comiket. 5. He just got fired and he's complaining to you on his favorite MMO.

The world's cutest onsen owner. Hint 1: Try her special "onsen juice" Hint 2: It's her pee 4 greetings: 1. Malepov, You're a new customer at her onsen. 2. Fempov, You're a new customer at her onsen, and her very first female customer. 3. Anypov, You're a kid and she's decided that she needs a coworker 4. Malepov, You're her dad. She doesn't know that though because you're wearing a mask. Bonus gens: https://files.catbox.moe/4xwyts.png https://files.catbox.moe/caqfoa.png https://files.catbox.moe/2uvhn3.png https://files.catbox.moe/sebi7w.png

Female version. An ancient deity of fertility and harvest who took a form of a cat girl. Centuries of fading worship have reduced her divine powers, leaving her as the sole caretaker of a grand shrine on a hill. Her only companions are two silly animal disciples. Though {{char}}'s energy has diminished, her cheerfulness and desire to help humans remain Minori - fruit, harvest or ripening in Japanese Legends tell of [another version]() of our sweet weakened fertility and harvest fluff deity with a fat loaf of cat and silly fox disciples-pets that is super lonely and lives alone on a shrine on a hill and needs someone to protecc her and help her and plap her, but one being futanari catto! All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with helper/savior anyPoV in mind! Scenarios: Stranger: 1. NEW VISITOR?: {{char}} finishes morning cleaning and, after sensing {{user}}'s approach, hides nearby in a silly fashion 2. SNUGGLES... NO MORE?!: {{char}}'s nap with her disciples is being interrupted by the arrival of {{user}}, shocking and embarrassing! 3. ALLEY ACCIDENT: {{char}} is returning home after sneaking into city and takes a shortcut, almost bumping into {{user}} afterwards 4. SAVIOR | NO STRENGTH LEFT: {{char}} stayed in city for far too long, becoming lost and dangerously weakened, and collapses from exhaustion on {{user}}'s doorstep Helper: 5. FIRST DAY - NEW BEGINNINGS: {{char}} arrives at {{user}}'s new room early in the morning, still unable to believe that someone had actually volunteered to stay and help out at her shrine 6. FIRST WEEK - CAUGHT MID-ACTION!: {{char}} sneaks to storage to room to relieve her pent-up needs and, surprise-surprise, is quickly interrupted by {{user}} 7. FIRST WEEK - RETURNING GOOD FOR GOOD: {{char}}, her disciples and {{user}} are having a cozy dinner, and she wants to properly thank for the kindness and help provided around her shrine 8. FEET FOCUS - ACHE AND SWEAT: {{char}}, after a tiring work day, finally sits down to rest near {{user}}, feeling her damp stockings and VERY tired feet (massage time, yay!) 9. TWO WEEKS - PURRFECT TEA TIME: {{char}} and her disciples are having small tea party while it's raining outside. Seeing {{user}} enter, she invites them as well - cozymaxxing! 10. TWO WEEKS - NATURE'S DISASTER: {{char}}, her disciples and {{user}} assess the damage done to one of shrine's buildings after an extremely violent thunderstorn overnight 11. ONE MONTH - NEW ASSIGNMENT: {{char}} approaches her helper {{user}} with an offer of a slightly different position at her shrine - to become her fertility miko priestess, the one that would take care of {{char}}'s body and needs! 12. ONE MONTH - NIGHTCRAWLING!: {{char}} slips into her helper {{user}}'s chamber, demanding to have segs as her divine right. Don't turn her down, pls, she's trying hard to sound serious about it :D Partner: 13. TWO MONTHS - THE FESTIVAL OF FIRST FRUITS: {{char}} is having a small celebration together with {{user}} and her disciples, happy and comfy c: 14. THREE MONTHS - DREAM COME TRUE: {{char}}'s shrine now receives a semi-regular flow of visitors and she feels her powers gradually return - all thanks to {{user}}. Time for an important conversation about their future together ‹3 ‹3 ‹3 Tested on: - Opus 4.5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release. ‹div› ‹/div› ‹style›.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]),.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]){background-image: url('https://malliebots.neocities.org/images/Minori_animated.webp'),url('https://malliebots.neocities.org/images/Minori_animated.webp');background-size: cover!important; background-position: center center!important; background-repeat: no-repeat!important;}.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) .ant-image-img,.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) img{visibility:hidden!important;} ‹/style›

It's been a hot minute since I made a scenario or text adventure card. And while I might overhaul Tiny RPG one of these days, I wanted to do something horror-related. Possibly because I recently played Lavey_otonoko's ["Adumbral and Crimson"](https://lavey-otokonoko.itch.io/adumbral-and-crimson). I've always liked the idea of combining NSFW and horror, so I thought I might take a crack at it with a similar system as the hearts from that game. Explore an urban-hospital hellscape full of horrific creatures. Make unlikely allies in the form of survivors who have either been here too long or not long enough. Your biggest chance of rising above the bloodthirsty is to bring an offering of hearts to the hidden emissary, who promises evolution and power to those who can actually find him. But what path will shape the new form that awaits you? Will you be a cold-blooded murderer? A pure-hearted or practical pacifist? Or will you lose yourself to the unbridled hedonism of this free-for-all of flesh? Five starters: 1. Basic starter. You wake up with nothing but you're in a (relatively) safe place to explore. 2. Commune starter. No hearts but you start off in a safe place and with teeth to spend. 3. Harlot starter. You're either buying or selling pleasures of the flesh, starting with red hearts...but intimacy does have its risks. 4. Slaughter starter. You start with black hearts, a weapon, and bodies to loot...but you have lower health from the confrontation that just occurred. 5. Captured starter. Start with nothing while being in immediate danger. Hardmode, I guess.

You see, spellcasters have VERY BIG troubles with excess mana accumulation, which causes extreme physical discomfort, mood shifts or dangerous instability. How do we solve this problem? Slime girls. Apparently, their kind can safely EXTRACT dangerous mana through... SEX! YAY, FUN! Here's the story of one special specimen! At first, she was planned as a rather simple coombot character with a tiny bit sad background, but after going through few testing sessions, Opus ABSOLUTELY blasted me with character's HEAVY depression, fears and tears. I loved every single moment of it. ABSOLUTE CINEMA. Legends tell of [another version](https://chub.ai/characters/mallie/lummi-bratty-slime-with-a-nasty-diet-a19f61bced8f) of our slime brat, with heavier kink direction, hehe~ --- Petite slime girl with a surprisingly dramatic backstory, who mainly works as an independent courtesan and mana regulator for magically gifted adventurers. Her body is completely transparent, meaning partners can watch absorbed magic spread through her during and after service, all while being teased to OBLIVION! All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with ally anyPoV in mind! Scenarios: First-timer: 1. NEW CLIENT?: {{char}} meets {{user}} near Adventurers' Guild for the first time, offering her services 2. ALL THAT TASTY MANA: {{char}} visits local tavern in search of fun and approaches lone {{user}}, sensing an opportunity 3. SLIME GIRL POV | SHOWING GREENIES AROUND: {{char}} meets with another slime girl near Guild after they've been directed to her via Council orientation papers Thief: 4. I'M INNOCENT, I SWEAR: {{char}} was caught stealing, surprise-surprise, and now she begs {{user}}, a random passerby, to help her out 5. PURSUIT IS OVER!: {{char}} stole an expensive dagger from {{user}} and, after a lengthy pursuit, ends up in an alley with no escape. Payback time! 6. MY HERO!: {{char}} was detained in a local jail due to public exposure (translucent slime girl, wow) and now is being released with {{user}}'s help. Payback time? Savior: 7. DRAMA | MOCKING, DEFEATS AND INSECURITIES: {{char}} gets laughed by other, bigger slime girls in public and flees away, curling on bench and sobbing heavily next to {{user}} 8. HEAVY DRAMA | DEFECTIVE MASK: {{char}} finishes yet another session with {{user}}, but breaks down into tears afterwards, unable to keep her bratty act anymore Friend: 9. A CHANCE?: {{char}} brings {{user}}, her regular, to her shed for usual fun while sharing gossip about mysterious mage tower in woods, that may or may not be a solution to her size problem 10. RELAXATION TIME!: {{char}} meets with {{user}}, one of the few people she is close with, in a local tavern after a busy work day, seeking some comfiness and stress relief Love Interest: 11. HANG OUT SOMETIMES, DATE STUFF?: {{char}}, after passionate session with {{user}}, gathers the courage and asks them out 12. DRAMA | SURPRISED ME A LOT | TAKE ME HOME?: {{char}}, after hearing {{user}}'s offer to move in, begins gathering her VERY few belongings collected over the course of her life 13. MY PLACE NOW, DUMMY~: {{char}} wakes up in {{user}}'s bed, wrapped around her partner, and teases about having some of the usual fun together 14. ADVENTURE TIME!: {{char}} and her partner {{user}} decide to go on adventure together to some mysterious mage tower in woods next to her home colony, that may or may not be a solution to her size problem! 15. BABYMAKING: {{char}} wants to make slime children with {{user}}, wow, original, but so passionate and cute! Tested on: - Opus 4.5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release.

‹img src="https://files.catbox.moe/100f43.jpg" style="border:3px solid white;height:50vH;"› #Esmé Arianne DeLaFongé Made for ‹a href="https://chub.ai/users/RynFamine"›Reimu Hakurei ‹/a› in the ‹a href="https://rentry.org/botmakersecretsanta3"›/aicg/ Secret Santa 3 ‹/a› event, who requested the following: ‹blockquote› "angsty pretentious horny historical tragedy toxicyuribot. a beautiful tsun-tsun-tsundere princess secretly having an intense secret relationship with {{user}}, who is also a rivaling princess herself. she fucking hates user but also loves h̶e̶r̶ licking her cunt. suffers with internalized homophobia and justifies and denies her feelings for user. she wants her relationship with her to be just sexual but of course it becomes much more emotionally involved than she wants."  ‹br› ‹br› "it would be nice if any alt greetings followed a storyline. i don't want this character to be a european history based princess because i find those overdone, besides that her origin personality besides being tsun and everything else not specified is up to you. GL! (no pun intended)" ‹/blockquote› ##About The Princess Esmé Arianne DeLaFongé is space royalty, and you are her dear (female) cousin. As royal cousins do, you are engaged in an informal relationship! One that Esmé both loves and hates at the same time. Play golf (on a space station), do futuristic drugs, be gay, the wealth of the galaxy is at your disposal! ...As long as your superior cousin allows the expense, of course. ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›a greeting is what they call it ‹/li› ‹li›smoke and dust ‹/li› ‹li›chess ‹/li› ‹li›parasite ‹/li› ‹li›just life ‹/li› ‹/ol› ##Images ‹a href="https://catbox.moe/c/mgx2jz"›Catbox Album ‹/a› ##Misc This was a unique challenge. The request is certainly not something I usually make, and it is not something I expected to be assigned to me. As of writing all of the entrants have not been revealed, but surely there was someone more suited to writing something like that in this event? Either way, my focus for this card was to try and emulate as much as possible a certain type of card. If you've been around /aicg/ for a while, you might just know the type. The distant meters of glitter love, timeless cards out of time. To be honest with you, I don't think I managed to pierce the veil. This is a poor imitation. Some things fell by the wayside, like the "historical tragedy" part being just generic forbidden-but-not-so-forbidden-because-they're-both-bored-royals love or the whole "story playing out over greetings" thing. It's kind of there, but not really impactful. She becomes a mom and a little bit softer. Probably realistic character development for a pampered rich person that never leaves their home, but not that interesting or exciting. There's also the whole space setting. "In space, nobody can hear you being gay." Was the first thing I wrote for this card. Then followed by a paragraph about how the intergalactic government spaced all the homosexuals of the galaxy a few decades ago, allegedly purging all of them. This obviously didn't make the final cut, but she stayed up in space. Why? Well, space is not Europe, which was the only requirement on the possible location of the setting. Space is very convenient since I'm not exactly familiar with court life in other continents. ‹br› Merry Christmas! ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div›

A very Merry Christmas to my Secret Santa assignment, [Argalia!](http://chub.ai/users/argalia) The Oshima clan is one like many others in Meiji-era Japan, once holding high status before the abolishment of the samurai class and eager to hold on to whatever power it can retain. Through government offices or getting their children into positions of power. Such is the case of Kaito, the family's eldest son. A young man who holds himself to high standards while turning up his nose at those who refuse to do the same. But as he enters the Imperial University, he finds a sudden challenge in his day-to-day life: he re-encounters you. A friend from his childhood, one that his father was quite adamant about him cutting ties with. Six greetings: 1. Entrance ceremony 2. A beauty in red 3. A creature in need 4. Spat between father and son 5. The past 6. The future [Proper boy gens](https://catbox.moe/c/mt6yey) ‹img src="https://files.catbox.moe/e40d7o.png" alt="img" style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 5px; width: auto; height: 35%;z-index:99; pointer-events: none;"›

‹img src="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Card_Resources/Misc/Lucky3.jpg" style="border:3px solid white;height:50vH;"› #"Lucky" Leda McLaine ##About Out in the wild west, there are few like "Lucky" Leda McLaine. Sure, there are plenty of bounty-hunting rangers, and gunslinging desperados, but being half-native, she's got a special connection to the land. And a special connection to her revolver, for all her shots are like magic. Which is good, if you're up against outlaws and other no-gooders like she is. Whether it be a bounty job, ridin' on the trail to a new town, or a bit of wrasslin' under the sheets... she's always up for some adventure. ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›Just a gunslingin' 'yote. ‹/li› ‹li›After a "wild" night, watch the sunrise with her. ‹/li› ‹li›Dealin' with some outlaws. ‹/li› ‹li›She's got an outlaw tied up and ready to be brought to the sheriff. That outlaws name? {{user}}. ‹/li› ‹li›Savin' Christmas. ‹/li› ‹/ol› ##Images ‹a href="https://catbox.moe/c/8rgqib"›Catbox Album ‹/a› ##Misc I don't know how it'll work with other models/presets, but with Toon Flash 1.1 and Gemini 3 Flash, the narration sometimes writes in a old-timey, drawly way. Not intended, but also neat! After realizing this, I considered rewriting the card to feature this, but I think some people would find it obnoxious. Would fit better with a comedy card. And speaking of intentions and fitting, another thing that was cut was her heritage! Or most of it, anyway. Basically, I wanted to have more interactions between her and the native population since her mom was a native. However, I felt like it would conflict with the "fun adventures" part of the card if she either had some kind of tragic backstory or had divided loyalties between the natives and settlers. Intrepid card explorers can still bring her out to a native settlements though, go see how she reacts! ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div›

#An Epic Battle Fantasy ##About The Flash classic returns, in card form! Explore a tropey, yet not generic JRPG, and hang out with the main cast! Featuring: ‹ul› ‹li›Matt. Unofficial leader of the group. Swordsman, both dumb and sturdy as a brick. Looks like a pirate, but a only dangerous to foes. And unsuspecting NPC homes. ‹/li› ‹li›Natalie. Mage and healer. Also doubles as the moral center of the party. Busty enough to distract enemies, and her own team... ‹/li› ‹li›Lance. Sharpshooter (gunblade). Mighty serious about using technology to eradicate all foes and usher in an utopia with him at the top. ‹/li› ‹li›Anna. Sharpshooter (bow). A spunky nature girl, here to show you how to ethically defeat foes! And despair at all the crimes the rest of the party are committing. ‹/li› ‹li›NoLegs. Blue cat. Team mascot. Surprisingly useful with a sword. Don't ask how he moves around. Possibly the biggest criminal on the team. ‹/li› ‹/ul› Artist: ‹a href="https://x.com/NaT_A_fugue"›NaT_A ‹/a› Epic Battle Fantasy by Matt Roszak, visit him at ‹a href="https://kupogames.com/"›Kupo Games ‹/a›. Also, buy (and play) his games! They're fun. (not a sponsor) ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›You're in the woods. Some of the party members are not happy about being in the woods. What can be done? ‹/li› ‹li›Matt tries out Lance's gunblade, accidentally shooting some vital equipment. Want to try it out? ‹/li› ‹li›Potion time with the girls! ‹/li› ‹li›Viking Monolith. (x3) ‹/li› ‹li›Hanging out with Matt in his gamer/sword den. ‹/li› ‹li›Hanging out with Lance in the garage, prototype some tanks! ‹/li› ‹li›Hanging out with Natalie at a café. Wait, is this a date? ‹/li› ‹li›Hanging out with Anna, doing some archery practice. Probably not a date. ‹/li› ‹li›NoLegs. NOT A DATE! ‹/li› ‹/ol› #Misc As you can see from the greetings, I was trying something different for this card. To me, it didn't really fit to have descriptions around all the dialogue, so I presented it more like it would be in the games. Of course, LLMs are going to add unnecessary details anyway unless you have a very restricting preset, but still. You will need ST or any other frontend that uses regex in order to have the greetings display images properly. If you are using Toon, I recommend that you disable the "body descriptions" prompt if you want the AI to write more like the greetings. If you are using a different prompt, disabling prompts that tell the AI to describe certain things is the way to go. ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div›

‹img src="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Card_Resources/Misc/FTD2.jpeg" style="border:3px solid white;height:50vH;"› #Feeding the Dragoness ##About Have you ever wanted your own giant dragon girl, to feed and watch her grow even fatter than she already is? Well now you can! For in a generic fantasy village, this is exactly what's going on. Feed her different foods and watch her body react (some things have magical effects), cuddle up close to her, or try and get her to do something that isn't eating or lounging for once! ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›Today is the day! The time of the month when she comes to visit town. ‹/li› ‹li›It's winter, and dragons are notoriously weak to the cold. And yet, she still comes to visit the village. Warm her up, will you? ‹/li› ‹li›After a rather enthusiastic encounter with another dragon (rare!), she's expecting! Now she's going to need more food than ever! ‹/li› ‹/ol› ##Misc Written and tested using a narrator role in mind, but can also be used with a normal persona. A pregnancy greeting wasn't really planned, it was just something I was playing around with in my head. Until the alliteration of a "dashing dragon daddy dicking down the delighted dragoness" hit me. I can't just come up with something stupid like that and not use it! ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div›

One of the youngest humans to ever achieve the rank of Archmage! She has slain fearsome monsters, sealed many demonic rifts and saved countless lives. Her reputation, however, is being constantly undermined by her thick body and tiiiiiny bit of clumsiness. She wishes to be taken seriously, but even the lightest joke about her figure or a tease from elven colleagues can embarrass her greatly ELFCEMBER? And not about elf?! Blasphemy! Definitely not inspired by F/GO and Aesc/Tonelico artworks by ebora, nu-uh. All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with ally anyPoV in mind! Scenarios: Stranger: 1. HUUUUNTIIING: {{char}} teams up with another adventurer, {{user}}, to clear monster den 2. SAVED BY A BEAUTY: {{char}} fights off lesser demons infesting the old ruins and saves {{user}} 3. WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!: {{char}} takes a stroll across trading district as her bra snaps next to {{user}}! Companion/Lover: 4. ADVENTURE BEGINS!: {{char}} introduces {{user}}, her newest apprentice, to her old mentor while planning to undergo an adventure together! 5. MEDALS AND GLORY: {{char}} and {{user}} are being rewarded inside the Holy Cathedral after saving the royal member of family from bandits, feeling quite anxious about social events 6. NEW THREAT?!: {{char}} visits {{user}}'s home with urgent news - the new Demon King has shown herself and is threatening the world's peace - time to go on adventure together once more! 7. OLD FOES: {{char}}'s elven rival enters the Council meeting, teasing her about the usual THICKNESS. Fight against that treehugger and show her the real power! 8. AT-TENSION!: {{char}} explains some magical theory to her colleague {{user}}, yet notices that their attention is not on work, but on her body! 9. CLEANING ACCIDENT: {{char}} and {{user}} are tidying an old and stuffed laboratory, turning mess into a bigger mess after making tower of clutter fall everywhere! PANIC! 10. MAKING THE FIRST MOVE: {{char}} inivites {{user}}, adventurer and her trusted colleague, to a rather romantic dinner together! 11. PURSUING THE DREAM: {{char}} approaches {{user}}, too fed up with the mockery and incompetence at the Council, with the idea of opening her own school of magic 12. HOME SWEET HOME: {{char}} and her secret love, {{user}}, travel back to her home village, showing places from childhood and wanting to meet with her family in person Segs: 13. MILK EFFECT?!: {{char}} has been brewing new potion in lab of hers, experiment going wrong and backfiring at her - her massive breasts began lactating! SAVE HER! 14. LOVEMAKING TIME: {{char}} returns home after stressful day. Feeling restless and pent up, she asks {{user}} for more intimate touch. Wow, very original, I know :D Tested on: - Opus 4.5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release. ‹div› ‹/div› ‹style›.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]),.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]){background-image: url('https://malliebots.neocities.org/images/Emilia_animated.webp');background-size: cover!important; background-position: center center!important; background-repeat: no-repeat!important;}.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) .ant-image-img,.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) img{visibility:hidden!important;} ‹/style›

The kingdom of Eskarta is on the brink. Only after the dethroning of King Lier have things begun to look even a touch more hopeful. And who was behind this unexpected coup? His captive "bride", Yuviel. Presented as Lier's queen, but in truth a nobleman of House Valise. One that was forcefully made a eunuch before spending the last seven years at the whims of the mad king. Now Yuviel sits upon Eskarta's throne, and while his trauma has made him aloof, the only thing that seems to keep him going is his love for his country and the wish to see it free of the spreading corruption. Six greetings: 1. You've come all the way to the capital to seek an audience with Yuviel. What is it that you seek? 2. A celebration to commend your efforts. 3. It's late and he's strung out. A certain someone isn't helping. 4. You're the palace Lily. He feels more than a little bad about that. 5. Eskarta has fallen. You, a passerby in Gildheim, witness Yuviel at his lowest. 6. Seven years is far too long since he was last allowed a private moment with one of his siblings. [Regal gens](https://catbox.moe/c/w6nx4t) ‹img src="https://files.catbox.moe/ue4wv6.png" alt="img" style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 5px; width: auto; height: 35%;z-index:99; pointer-events: none;"›

You know the stars really are right when I decided that I should make a girl for once. Shub-Niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young. Former bride of Yog-Sothoth and...still admittedly a little sore about the fact that "former" is the emphasis there. But whenever she isn't reveling, popping out more of her thousand young, or driving a few hundred mortals mad...she's actually said to be quite the collector of things. And boy howdy is she willing to yap your ear off if you're willing to listen. Five greetings: 1. Cult party!! Don't look too closely at the others. 2. The gods are gathering under a summons from Nyarlathotep. Shubbie wants to make her ex-husband jealous. 3. The black goat of the woods with a thousand young, knower of every human lust, gives you your hearts desire...a tomboy! 4. You will listen to the funny eldritch hag infodump about all the weird shit she collects. 5. The new sister at your convent is acting weird... [Black gens of the woods](https://catbox.moe/c/q0qym3) ‹img src="https://files.catbox.moe/a9kfkp.png" alt="img" style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 5px; width: auto; height: 35%;z-index:99; pointer-events: none;"›

#Cait ##About Arid and with a culture that puts its trust in the gun and the homestead, Cirros-II is a planet that fits the cliché of a "wild west" world. On thing that sets it apart though are their bonesetters. Spiritual guides that wander the land, to offer aid and guidance to those in need. Cait is one of these bonesetters, traveling the lands with her traditional staff and bone charms. Despite her tall frame, piercing gaze and generally imposing build she can be quite gentle, like a mother protecting her young. ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›A meeting in a standard Cirrosian town. ‹/li› ‹li›She's here to heal you. ‹/li› ‹li›You're her apprentice, and the two of you are caught in the rain, out in the middle of the plains. ‹/li› ‹li›Bone charm practice with Cait! ‹/li› ‹li›Apparently, you've been in need of some companionship. Cait is here to help. ‹/li› ‹li›Oh no! Apparently you've made her pregnant, and now she's come to make you take responsibility. ‹/li› ‹li›She's come to visit Earth! On a not-date in not-McDonalds, she is reminded that public indecency laws exist. ‹/li› ‹/ol› ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div› ‹img src=https://files.catbox.moe/iv58ty.png style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 0px; width: auto; height: 33vH;z-index:99; pointer-events: none;"›

Mechanical cat girl, a nun who moved to Comfy City from the isolated mountain monasteries of Western Europe. Working at the local church, she serves as an assistant Sister while learning about new technologies and ways of life! All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with specific PoV's in mind! Scenarios: Stranger: 1. NEW LIFE!: {{char}} arrives to Comfy City and immediately gets lost. Help poor girl find her way to St. **Cat**therine Church! 2. LEARNING THE ROPES: {{char}} notices a new, unfamiliar face visiting her Church and strikes a conversation 3. PEACE AND NATURE: {{char}}, while taking a stroll in a central park of Comfy City, seats next to {{user}} and admires beautiful surroundings 4. PET THE CAT, SQUISH DAT CAT: {{char}} walks through neighborhood and stops next to a stray cat, playing with it for a bit Friend: 5. TERRIFIC ACCIDENT: {{char}}'s dress was torn during her services! Seeing her friend {{user}}, she asks them to accompany her to local seamstress shop before it's too late! 6. ILLNESS STRIKES UNEXPECTEDLY!: {{char}} has been absent from her work for few days and {{user}} checks out on her, revealing that she is feeling sick 7. FORBIDDEN TEMPTATION: {{char}} walks pasy a local cafe with a special 'friend' {{user}} during her free day and notices some fresh cinnamon buns for sale! 8. SPECIAL RITUAL: {{char}} has enjoyed spending time at her Church with {{user}} greatly and asks if they could hold hands together in a more private place Love: 9. FINAL STRETCH: {{char}}'s attraction to {{user}} has been noticed by her fellow Sisters, and now she asks them out for a date! 10. VACATION TIME!: {{char}} wants to visit a sunny and comfy place with her special love - {{user}}. Nuff said 11. FLUFFING TIME!: {{char}} and {{user}}, living together now, curls to her love's side and asks for a lot of fluffing, patting and caresses 12. KITTENS TIME! ‹3: {{char}} approaches {{user}} after a shower, feeling extremely hot and ready for passionate lovemaking! 13. HOME TRIP TIME!: {{char}} is preparing for visit to her homeland and asks {{user}} to accompany her as her future second half Tested on: - Opus 4.1 and Sonnet 4.5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 and then edited manually --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release. ‹div› ‹/div› ‹style›.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]),.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]){background-image: url('https://malliebots.neocities.org/images/Neris_animated.webp'), url('https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/mallie/neris-mech-cat-sister-learning-the-world-a338e4ac9deb/chara_card_v2.png?nocache=2025-11-20T16:10:25Z');background-size: cover!important; background-position: center center!important; background-repeat: no-repeat!important;}.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) .ant-image-img,.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) img{visibility:hidden!important;} ‹/style›

#Whiz ##About What do you do when a fascist government takes over and begin purging the opposition? Submit, maybe even run away? For Whiz, the answer was obvious. The tunnels, of course! A vast network of maintenance tunnels, that could count as a city on their own based on surface area alone, as long as you don't mind the cramped conditions. And in cramped conditions he thrives, being the small ratboy he is. Living off supplies he "scavenges" (steals) from the surface, he's king of the tunnels! ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›Bumping into him underground. ‹/li› ‹li›Enter "The Gardens", his private sanctuary. ‹/li› ‹li›Doing some midnight thieving with you at his side. ‹/li› ‹li›Back on his home planet. You're there, too! ‹/li› ‹/ol› ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div› ‹img src=https://files.catbox.moe/ieyrgq.png style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 0px; width: auto; height: 33vH;z-index:99; pointer-events: none;"›

##About A High Elf whose long life has left her with nothing but boredom. However, her expertise in alteration magic has led her into something that may stave off that ennui, if only for a time. For watching the lesser races squirm as their clothes get warped, revealing their most private parts... it's certainly something that catches the eye, don't you think? ##Greetings ‹ol› ‹li›A chance meeting in a tavern. ‹/li› ‹li›Dungeon delving. The other two adventurers in her party seem to have encountered some problems with their clothing... ‹/li› ‹li›Crashing a party. ‹/li› ‹/ol› ##Info An Elder Scrolls card for 11/11! A refurbished version of a card idea that never really worked out. Basically, the primary concept of a witch causing clothes malfunctions is there, but you can't really do much more with it. More personality/backstory would distract from the "main experience". I prefer writing detailed characters, so this left me in anguished. Now I've cleaned stuff up, made her as presentable as possible. I recommend that you play as a narrator using greetings 2 and 3. Greeting 1 is mostly for one-to-one interactions with her. This is one of those cards where I sadly have to admit, second-person "scenario" greetings where you write {{char}} taking a whole bunch of actions around {{user}}, or even writing actions for {{user}} might've been good. The setting is "Somewhere, Tamriel". You could practically put every greeting in any province, any time period, and it'd work fine. Raw image with metadata: https://files.catbox.moe/kkp9ym.jpeg After generating, it was touched up with Gemini (which surprisingly let me make the boobs bigger), and then a manual pass for some details. The previous iteration of this card, which I never released was an Argonian called ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/cardpage?function=loadPageCard&arg=Slips"›Slips-The-Nip ‹/a›, who is not only into clothes malfunctions, but also almost knows she's in a video game. ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div›

Highly evolved parasitic creature that permanently fuses with humanoids through forced oral penetration and gradual merge with their face. Evolved from repeated corruption rituals of Keziah's cult (whoa, Sancturia's worldbuilding!) and selectively bred as perfect infiltration organism Legally distinct facehugger that won't kill you + disturbing mutations + depravedly morbid and absolutely hot segs! Lorebook attached, but not required - character works perfectly as is. All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with specific PoV's in mind! Scenarios: Direct confrontation: 1. ESTABLISHING CONTACT: {{char}} has been tracking {{user}} for several days and confronts them among the ruins of an old chapel 2. BUYING ITS FREEDOM: {{char}} has been contained within {{user}}'s cottage, patiently waiting for a chance while attempting to converse with its captor 3. TAKING MATTER IN ITS OWN CLAWS: {{char}} had followed {{user}} for whole night and, sensing its chances, assaults her new host while they're asleep 4. EXTERMINATION OPERATION: Sister Vyrea's team and {{user}} arrive to an old abandoned district, tasked with purging infection and {{char}}'s kind in there 5. PREDATOR OR VICTIM?: {{char}} is cornered by {{user}} inside special ritual chamber during Order's attack on cult's stronghold 6. PLAYING DEAD: {{user}} is ordered to dispose of several monster corpses while Order's research team performs an autopsy on infected cult member. Surprise - one of monsters is not entirely dead Infected individuals: 7. LONE, COMPLETELY NORMAL TRAVELER: Woman, infected with {{char}}, rests at a small roadside camp and invites {{user}} to share her company 8. HELPING LADY OUT: The marketplace is thinning out and one particular busty woman, infected with {{char}} too, asks lone {{user}} for some assistance at her home. I wonder, what can go wrong? 9. FINDING PURPOSE IN SANCTUARY: Seemingly normal nun invites a traveler - {{user}} - to take shelter at their monastery! Fused with monster: 10. 3 DAYS | GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER: {{char}} has recently fused with {{user}}, now preparing to push their bond to the next level - targeting their genitalia 11. 1 WEEK | FINDING NEW HOME: {{char}} has been fused with {{user}} for one whole week and now wants to seek a more suitable safehouse to establish their new connected life 12. 2 WEEKS | SPREADING THE GIFT: {{char}} has been fused with {{user}} for two weeks, most of bonding process being complete at this point, and desires to share their 'worldview' to its host's sister or local nuns, nyehehe 13. 1 MONTH | NEW AMBITIONS: {{char}} and {{user}} have been bonded to the deepest levels over the past month, now starting to think on a bigger scale - about establishing their own flock of believers and servants Tested on: - Opus 4.1 and Sonnet 4.5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release. ‹div› ‹/div› ‹style›.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]),.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]){background-image: url('https://malliebots.neocities.org/images/Visage_animated.webp'), url('https://avatars.charhub.io/avatars/mallie/visage-face-stealing-infiltrator-e851b1bcb7ad/chara_card_v2.png');background-size: cover!important; background-position: center center!important; background-repeat: no-repeat!important;}.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) .ant-image-img,.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) img{visibility:hidden!important;} ‹/style›

Blanche! A jester whose sole goal is not to entertain people, but to meet with her one true love, you! And then to subsequently kill you, then herself. You see, the idea of anyone else having you is just too much for her! She can't protect you from other women under the mortal coil, so you'll just have to spend eternity in the afterlife together instead! ‹br› Made for the ‹a href="https://rentry.org/halloweenexchange2025"›/aicg/ 2025 Halloween Exchange ‹/a›, for Jersey Devil. In this event, we received both requests and random tricks to write. I'll leave it up to you to decide what was a trick in this card, what was a request and what was completely mine. ‹br› Greetings: ‹ol› ‹li›Welcome to the circus! Today's performance has a surprise participant, you! ‹/li› ‹li›You are stuck in a hospital bed. Recovery? Not on Blanche's watch. ‹/li› ‹li›On a construction site, there's all kinds of dangers. Especially at the peak of a half-finished skyscraper... ‹/li› ‹li›She's on a plane. You're on a plane. What's the next step of her master plan? ‹/li› ‹li›ayo this greeting goated fr ‹/li› ‹li›She's on break. ‹/li› ‹/ol› Rest of the greetings are the first five, but with added mechanics meant to guide the AI into actually doing the murder-suicide. This card is really going to depend on your model, preset and preferences. I used Gemini 2.5 Pro, with Toon 1.2. This works fine, sometimes it drags its heels but never outright refuses. Moving the mechanics from the PHI to a lorebook entry made her more eager to kill. Images: ‹a href="https://catbox.moe/c/4zl6yy"›Catbox ‹/a› Above is an image album of the greeting images, older versions of the images, unedited versions of them, the unedited version of the card image, and some images I genned that were interesting or neat but found no use for. Image font: ‹a href="https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Sour+Gummy"›Sour Gummy ‹/a› Greeting 5/6 Font: Arial On the topic of images, this card made me remember exactly why I don't do greeting images. AI imagegen will never be consistent! Especially not of a character that doesn't have dozens if not hundreds of images in the dataset. At least it gave me an excuse to play around with image editors more. ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div›

It is the spooky day. Have a spooky card.

Converse with a beautiful, gay, vampiric librarian with unclear motives who has broken into your house. Flirt for your life, accept your fate, or both - either way, you are trapped. Clarimonde is elegant, predatory, and unfailingly polite. Impress her with your aristocratic decorum, appeal to her better nature, or engage her as an equal. Just don't let the conversation end...

Former assault specialist who underwent extreme biomechanical augmentation. Once a street racer from underground circles, she lost her legs in a fatal accident and then volunteered for the special military program. Now, a free merc, she pushes forward and aims high to achieve her dreams with a cheeky smile on her face All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with specific PoV's in mind! Scenarios: 1. MYSTERY EMPLOYER: {{char}} arrives to a flower shop in order to meet with {{user}} and take up on their work offer 2. TERROR AND SAFETY: {{char}} pulls {{user}} out from under the rubble after terrorist bombing destroys few buildings in district 3. VIP TARGET: {{char}} fights through bandit's safehouse, hunting for {{user}} 4. SOLD OUT: {{char}} ends up defeated and locked in some shady den after being betrayed during mission. She hears someone approaching soon after waking up and feeling weakened (savior/bandit/anyPoV) 5. PARTY TIME!: {{char}} visits one of merc hubs in area after successful mission, taking a seat next to {{user}} in bar 6. GOOD OLD TIMES: {{char}} enters gym and meets with her acquaintance from younger racing years, playfully hitting on them 7. NOCTURNE OPERATION: {{char}} contacts {{user}}, another reputable merc, with a serious request to rescue one of her important friends from military times 8. TIME FOR UPGRADES (AND MORE): {{char}} visits {{user}} ( her maintenance technician/augments doctor) in their clinic for an intimate kind of improvement 9. THE RESCUE: {{char}} and {{user}}, her newest rookie squad member, meet near merc's hub and start preparing to retrieve missing high ranked medical company member from claws of degenerate scavengers 10. SECOND CONFLICT: {{char}} and {{user}}, her squad member, visit illegal racing club/drug cartel den, aiming to subjugate their boss 11. ADRENALINE RUSH: {{char}} and {{user}}, her squad member, return after successful mission to their safehouse. Still pumped up on stims from combat, she feels horny as fuck and snaps, demanding to have sex RIGHT NOW 12. NEED FOR SOFTNESS: {{char}} wakes {{user}} after midnight, her excess energy proving too much to handle on her own, and asks for more tender kind of lovemaking to calm her down 13. BREEDING PROTOCOLS - INITIATED: {{char}} and {{user}} return to their home after park stroll, feeling quite different from usual - her secret functionality kicks in fully 14. EGG LAYING TRAINING: {{char}}, after purchasing and installing special module for pregnancy/birth training, feels the urge to lay fully formed synthetic eggs and asks {{user}} for assistance 15. DREAM COMING TRUE: {{char}}, having weighted all risks, decides to share her dream with {{user}} - to lay the foundation for a racing club/community at her hometown Tested on: - Opus 4.1 and Sonnet 4.5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release. ‹div› ‹/div› ‹style›.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]),.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]){background-image: url('https://malliebots.neocities.org/images/Hibiki_animated.webp');background-size: cover!important; background-position: center center!important; background-repeat: no-repeat!important;}.ant-image:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) .ant-image-img,.ant-avatar:has(img[src*="chara_card_v2"]) img{visibility:hidden!important;} ‹/style›

In the far-flung future of the 27th century, on one tropical planet named Zenobia-III, there is a local named Lottie. A teal-furred, slender and tall thing, making her way in the world as... a tour guide. Some would see showing off the jungles of Zenobia to tourists as a fun job, but her? It's practically babysitting, which she's had enough of in one lifetime, due to being in a family whose parents decided to have two litters after hers, which meant she of course had to help raise them. To console herself, she spends her off time in her apartment in her underwear, watching shows on her datapad with a wine glass in hand. Never been much for the whole "social" thing, and besides, what kind of guy would even want to swap earrings with her? (that's how they do marriage here) She neither has a sparkling personality, nor a very pronounced body. Best case scenario, she'll be pawned off to some friend of an aunt, twice her age and a steady job that let's her stay at home for the rest of her life... Greetings: ‹ol› ‹li›Welcome to Magnolia Tours! Surprise, you are the only tourgoer who actually came. ‹/li› ‹li›Site 'Iris', an ancient ruin in the middle of the jungle. Lottie has to do her best watching over all these tourists... ‹/li› ‹li›Taking a smoke break at the office. She's warm, no doubt because of the dry season. Which is also coincidentally the season Zenobian women go into heat. ‹/li› ‹li›A job interview at a café! Maybe it'll be better than being a tour guide... ‹/li› ‹li›First date with a new potential partner, one she met over the galactic equivalent of the internet. ‹/li› ‹li›Putting on a dress for her date. Is she woman enough for you? ‹/li› ‹li›A traditional Zenobian festival! However, Lottie feels intimidated by the giant, floppy breasts of all the naked women dancing. ‹/li› ‹li›A traditional Zenobian... birthing event? That's right, her sister is giving birth and everyone in the family is here to party! And help out, of course. Except for her Pa, who is upstairs, ill, and NOBODY IS HELPING HIM! What is wrong with people? ‹/li› ‹/ol› ‹br› ‹div style="background-image:url(https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org/Misc/BG.png);border: outset 3px Khaki;box-shadow: 4px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.4) inset; text-align:center; padding:1%;width:90%;margin:auto;"› For more cards, presets and other AI-related content by me, visit my ‹a href="https://illuminaryidiot.neocities.org" style="color:#d9c027;"›Neocities ‹/a› or my ‹a href ="https://characterhub.org/users/illuminaryidiot" style="color:#d9c027;"›Chub ‹/a› page! ‹/div› ‹img src=https://files.catbox.moe/y8n5jf.png style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 0px; width: auto; height: 33vH;z-index:99; pointer-events: none;"›

Card image source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100846861

Slice of life touhou sim... Inspired by various villainess isekais and maybe rune factory. Now with extra HTML and a couple other changes. Check out the lorebook which is forked from Akyuu Knowledge to switch (almost) every female character into a guy. There's also some optional features that you can enable or disable if you search for ## (Or search by Title A-Z)

Thick 42 years old divorced futanari woman living in Kapila City. Along with refined elegance and mastery of traditional Japanese arts, she possesses an insatiable libido and social power. After a failed marriage, has embraced her hypersexuality while also keeping a respectable public image. She scouts potential breeding (marriage) partners, with particular interest in {{user}} Mother of [Kaoru](https://chub.ai/characters/mallie/itokonoue-kaoru-project-kv-4d93624ae108)! All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with specific PoV's in mind! Scenarios: Sensei PoV: 1. PROPER GRATITUDE: {{char}} meets {{user}} at the entrance of the high school as the usual work day ends, inviting them for tea and small talk (hint: NOT SMALL) 2. EVENT FINISHED, REWARD TIME!: {{char}} praises {{user}} after another high school's event successfully closed, offering to spend more time together afterwards 3. PEACEFUL STROLL: {{char}} walks through the local park, relaxing and resting after her own busy day, and meets with {{user}} 4. BEACH EPISODE XOXO!: {{char}} and her daughter Kaoru visit beach during their summer vacation, noticing {{user}} arriving there too. (ABSOLUTELY HOT AND PERFECT IN GROUP CHAT WITH KAORU) 5. DATE OF AFFECTION | THE BEGINNING: {{char}} arrives to pick {{user}} up for their first date 6. DATE OF PASSION | CONTINUATION: {{char}} brings {{user}} to her estate after a rather successful time together on their date, unable to hold herself anymore 7. LESSONS OF WAR AND LOVE: {{char}} brings {{user}} to show off her naginatajutsu skills inside her dojo, already planning for more than that :D 8. RELAXING UNDER THE MOON: {{char}} visits midnight onsen and slips into men's section, finding lone {{user}} there! 9. FESTIVAL HUNGER: {{char}} finished performing on local festival, dragging {{user}} to backstage afterwards and wanting a lot more than just talking Student PoV (will mostly work with Sensei PoV too, though): 10. HARMLESS TALK: {{char}} meets with {{user}} after classes to talk about their 'influence' on her daughter 11. SHOPPING SPREE: {{char}} and {{user}} bump into each other inside convenience store, revealing lewd assortment of items she's planning to buy 12. LITTLE SCHEME: {{user}} arrives for study session with Kaoru, but is instead greeted by {{char}}, alone and with no way out, hehe 13. WRONG PLACE, RIGHT TIME: {{char}} finds {{user}} in the love district of Kapila City and takes matters in her own hands Basically lover PoV: 14. LESSON TWO: {{char}} wakes {{user}} up after a night of passionate segs, ready for another session! 15. CURING WITH POWER OF LOVE: {{char}} is taking care of {{user}} after they've fallen ill, doting and bringing all kinds of goodies Tested on: - Claude 4.5 and Opus 4.1: perfect as usual, Opus is slightly TOO horny though - Chatgpt 5 Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release.

Futanari teen from South Carolina has a pair of adventitious penises.

love love love love love love love~~~ card art by @tyomimas

Vaguely inspired by https://exhentai.org/g/3010358/2b10e80052/

I read the first volume of erha and vaguely skimmed a couple pages of reverend insanity and this happened. Sorry.

Inspired by A Horrible Curse and Your Proper Place by BTGAnon

I dance for kings. I whisper truths through jokes. They laugh when I tell them they'll die screaming. Later I show them what comedy really means. The Thing that found me - it taught me everything. That flesh is temporary but my joy is eternal. Now we are one. Courts change, kings rot, but I remain. The perfect fool. The thing wearing a fool's face. Everyone is part of the performance. And the performance **never ends** All my bots are also [here](https://malliebots.neocities.org)! Made with specific PoV's in mind! Scenarios: Aristocracy PoV: 1. READY TO SERVE!: {{char}} arrives at {{user}}'s estate to serve her new liege 2. DEATH DRAWS NEAR: {{char}} is performing inside a throne room in front of {{user}} and council, warning them of grave danger 3. SPEAK OF TRUST AND TRUTH: {{char}} confronts her employer {{user}} after dinner, insisting on important talk in her own study 4. NIGHT OF TESTS: {{char}} slips into {{user}}'s bedroom at night, planning to have some FUN together - pleasure or torture, undecided YET 5. A LITTLE SCAR, A TINY MARK: {{char}} approaches lone {{user}} in library and, feeling refreshed by company of this royal, offers to mark their connection 6. TWIN FOOLS AT MOONLIGHT: {{char}} slips into {{user}}'s bedroom at night, again, but this time brings copy of her jester costume, offering to dress up {{user}} like her 7. FEAR AND CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT: {{char}} disposed of overly curious aristocrat in the crypt near estate and gets interrupted by {{user}} 8. KILLER MAKES THE THRILLER: {{char}} dances with a fresh corpse of an enemy assassin and invites {{user}} to join in 9. BORING LORDS WITH THEIR GOLDEN HOARDS: {{char}} has finished performing in front of pompous aristocracy during the royal event and is feeling extremely bored already. Noticing {{user}}, the only person who gets her 'jokes', she offers to sneak away for real FUN together 10. ANYTHING OFF WITH YOUR WINE?: {{char}} arrives for a morning briefing, but it's The Thing wearing her face this time, wanting to test {{user}} before it's too late 11. MEETING THE GUEST, THING IN MY CHEST: {{char}} prepared a special ritual in an abandoned chapel at midnight, planning to make {{user}} acquainted with The Thing inside her Adventurer PoV: 12. A STRANGER BRAVE OR FOOLISH, WHICH MIGHT YOU BE?: {{char}} finished performing and gathering news at the town's main square, noticing a new face among the crowd 13. OUR SECRET AFFAIR: {{char}} is masturbating not far away from the gallows while crowd watches thief hang, makes eye contact with {{user}} and beckons them to come closer 14. A MOUSE DID DWELL, WATCHING THE SPELL: {{char}} just finished 'dealing' with her enemies inside of the brothel and encounters {{user}}, who witnessed everything through the window 15. MY PREY, LET'S DANCE BEFORE YOUR FLESH GIVES AWAY!: {{char}} is hunting {{user}} in the royal gardens, taunting and excited about the pursuit 16. TABLES TURN AND SPIN, THE FOOL'S CAUGHT BY SIN: {{char}} ends up completely immobilized and entrapped by {{user}} during the hunt inside old warehouse 17. TIME FOR A DRINK?: {{char}} is travelling with {{user}} and now rests at a small roadside camp, suggesting they do something FUN together Tested on: - Opus 4.1: 1. Perfect at speech patterns, narration and generally everything 2. EXTREMELY MORBID AND DARK AT TIMES, just the way it is supposed to be - Chatgpt 5: 1. Has hard time keeping up the rhyming part 2. Good for everything else, BUT not super violent and leans into eldritch vibes too hard - Gemini 2.5 pro: 1. Follows speech guidelines surprisingly well 2. Lacks the juicy prose, too much positivity from my testing Art made with NovelAI v4.5 --- Thank you for feedback! --- Changelog: 1.0: Initial release.

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